i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
I hate commercials that play twice in a row who do you think you are
so there’s this toilet cubicle in my school that has some things written all over the door and i was in it the other day just minding my own business and stuff ya know and then I noticed
and I was fREAKING OUT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
but then I came back like a few days later and I looked and
IT’S NOW AN OTP POTTY WHAT IS THIS
I’ve never been more honored to be a part of something.