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officialnorthamerica:

officialnorthamerica:

7 billion people, 14 billion noses

Wait that’s not right

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shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

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sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: cumberlord)

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pemsylvania:

I hate commercials that play twice in a row who do you think you are

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tyleroakley:

extermin-hate:

so there’s this toilet cubicle in my school that has some things written all over the door and i was in it the other day just minding my own business and stuff ya know and then I noticed

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and I was fREAKING OUT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

but then I came back like a few days later and I looked and

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IT’S NOW AN OTP POTTY WHAT IS THIS

I’ve never been more honored to be a part of something.

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Let me explain sexuality to you

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

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Pansexual:

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Asexual:

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You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.